I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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