Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
lol hangovers are for mortals.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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