you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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