I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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