Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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