I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
FUCK WHALES
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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