the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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