she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Who died my cat blue again?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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