i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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