That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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