These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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