Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I got her a Nickelback box set.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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