They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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