My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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