is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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