I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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