I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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