how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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