In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
