He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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