eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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