She announced her abortion via fbk
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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