I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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