quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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