i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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