did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I think my moral compass just broke
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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