Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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