How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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