I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
