we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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