you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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