we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
