it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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