i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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