Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You were trust falling into bushes
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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