my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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