I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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