why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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