you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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