Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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