Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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