My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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