I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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