Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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