I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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