oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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