and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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