True but thats because hes a fetus.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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