Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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