I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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