Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
