you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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