just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
where am i from again
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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