Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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