My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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